14 December 2007

Twelve Days of Contractors

Twelve Days of Contracting-
On the first day of Christmas my contractor gave to me
A new light for my bright loft.

On the second day of Christmas my contractor gave to me
Two Stained glass lights
And a new light for my bright loft.


On the third day of Christmas my contractor gave to me
Three new Ceilings,
Two Stained glass lights,
And a new light for my bright loft.

On the fourth day of Christmas my contractor gave to me
Four brand new doors,
Three new Ceilings,
Two Stained glass lights,
And a new light for my bright loft.

On the fifth day of Christmas my contractor gave to me
Five light switches,
Four wooden doors,
Three new Ceilings,
Two Stained glass lights,
And a new light for my bright loft.

On the sixth day of Christmas my contractor gave to me
Six dirty rooms,
Five light switches,
Four wooden doors,
Three new Ceilings,
Two Stained glass lights,
And a new light for my bright loft.

On the seventh day of Christmas my contractor gave to me
Seven feet of hardwood.
Six dirty rooms,
Five light switches,
Four wooden doors,
Three new Ceilings,
Two Stained glass lights,
And a new light for my bright loft.

On the eighth day of Christmas my contractor gave to me
Eight painted walls,
Seven feet of hardwood,
Six dirty rooms,
Five light switches,
Four wooden doors,
Three new Ceilings,
Two Stained glass lights,
And a new light for my bright loft.

On the ninth day of Christmas my contractor gave to me
Nine recommendations,
Eight painted walls,
Seven feet of hardwood,
Six dirty rooms,
Five light switches,
Four wooden doors,
Three new Ceilings,
Two Stained glass lights,
And a new light for my bright loft.

On the tenth day of Christmas my contractor gave to me
Ten rails for safety,
Nine recommendations,
Eight painted walls,
Seven feet of hardwood,
Six dirty rooms,
Five light switches,
Four wooden doors,
Three new Ceilings,
Two Stained glass lights,
And a new light for my bright loft.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my contractor gave to me
Eleven backup plugs,
Ten rails for safety,
Nine recommendations,
Eight painted walls,
Seven feet of hardwood,
Six dirty rooms,
Five light switches,
Four wooden doors,
Three new Ceilings,
Two Stained glass lights,
And a new light for my bright loft.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my contractor gave to me
Twelve months of payments,
Eleven backup plugs,
Ten rails for safety,
Nine recommendations,
Eight painted walls,
Seven feet of hardwood,
Six dirty rooms,
Five light switches,
Four wooden doors,
Three new Ceilings,
Two Stained glass lights,
And a new light for my bright loft.

5 comments:

Deb said...

Very funny!!!! Loved it!!

Shannon said...

Oh, thank you. Wil and Matt (the contractors) thought it was pretty funny too! Wil even suggested the twelve months of bills! Lucky me!

Michelle L. said...

Haha! That is hilarious! Lovely new space, though, and I may steal your idea and go find some stained glass lights like that for myself!

Shannon said...

Absolutely on the stained glass. They are tres chic in our bar. Lowe's finest!

EXSENO said...

Very funny, but what I want to know the most is even though it was messy, I hope it was worth it. Looks like you might have gotten a lot of nice remodeling done.